Pretty Primal

5 steamy TV orgies

BY: Matt Elisofon

I, Claudius

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Don’t let their staid BBC accents fool you—the two lovers from this classic ’70s series are nothing but naughty. Just look at those scratch marks!

 

Spartacus

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Three women, one man and lots of wine (dumped over you) can really ease the stress of partaking in a doomed slave uprising.

 

Marco Polo

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Not to be outdone by their Western counterparts, two-dozen men and women treat the titular explorer to some psychedelic Eastern group sex. If only every game of Marco Polo ended like this!

 

Rome

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Although the actual sexual activity itself is standard, having five or six servants there to provide constant fanning and refreshments isn’t. Orgy or not, sex back then was always a team effort.

 

Game of Thrones

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We could’ve devoted a whole website to the sexual exploits in GoT, but for the sake of variety, we chose one that covers the most bases: Girl-on-girl, guy-on-girl, guy-on-guy (and a partridge in a pear tree).