SEXIEST THREESOMES EVER
The Hottest MA-Rated Threeways To Bless TV
Endorphins. They’re a hormone that gives us that euphoric feeling when we climax. But in a threesome, imagine your pleasure center activating from all angles — from all areas. A kiss on the neck from the first person. A touch on your privates from another as each piece of clothing falls off your pleasure-filled body. TV — most recently The L Word: Generation Q — has provided us with the steamiest threesomes in the history of the medium. And we have a roundup of the sexiest, most noteworthy threeways. Yes, videos are included. So sit back, relax and turn on.
THE L WORD: GENERATION Q
The L Word: Generation Q is already turning up the sex-o-meter and outdoing its predecessor, which we didn’t think was possible. This threesome featuring Alice, Nat and Gigi is the hottest we’ve seen in a long time. It’s all the girl-on-girl-on-girl action we wanted and more. And it plays out in slow motion (with a Billie Eilish song in the background) so we can take in all of the dirty deeds frame by frame.
SHAMELESS
What’s better than three? Four. PROVOKR’s favorite show gives us everything we ask for and more, and a foursome is definitely going above and beyond. Lip is taking and giving it from every angle in this scene. He’s banging a girl doggy style, while he kisses another and the third eats his @$$. It’s a sweaty, glorious scene that take us to a whole new level.
THE YOUNG POPE
We’re sure The Young Pope, Jude Law, got a high five from the devil for this scene. He partakes in a devil’s threeway that is seared into our pleasure-focused brain. The scene cuts to it from every angle, but the big finish shows them all pushed against the wall with their mouths forming a perfect O. It truly is the Holy Trinity of threesomes, and we hope there’s more when the new season comes.
MAD MEN
The women really take control in this one, seducing Don into a sultry one-night affair. Don is reluctant at first, but he lets Megan and her friend take hold of the situation. Megan kisses him first. Then the other woman kisses him. Then the women kiss. But the part that turns us on is when Megan strips down to her pink lingerie, straddles Don then takes his hand and puts it up the skirt of their guest. Hot. Hot. Hot.
EASY
Anything with Orlando Bloom, Malin Ackerman and Kate Micucci is going to drive us crazy. The scene starts out kind of innocent, with Orlando stretching out Kate. But when Malin enters, she initiates the threeway on the carpet of their living room. The thruple keeps it fun but sexy, adding a realistic nature to the classic threesome.
GOSSIP GIRL
This one is more PG than some, but it’s monumental in its own right. Who would have thought that a CW show would have a threesome scene featuring America’s sweetheart Hilary Duff. We only see them kiss, but what’s left unseen is up to your sexiest imagination. Enjoy, PROVOKRs.
